The PB & Sam Jam

December 3, 2009

Dear PB,

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You are a dream to me. You have been there for me through thick and through thin… You have everything that I need in a companion: smooth, rich, dreamy… You also make me drool πŸ˜‰ I often think about you at night, when I lay my head down to bed… I ponder “How will I have him in the morning?” I’m a lucky gal. Throughout the week, my mornings are made, and I often go to school extremely satisfied because of you. I’d be in a dark labyrinth of the mind without you. Never leave my side. I will always love you, when you are smooth, and hell, even if you’re chunky! Don’t feel bad about this morning, though… I had a breakfast date with AB. Now, I don’t want you to worry, but I may be falling for him as well…

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I can only take a little bit of him in the mornings when I’m craving a little crunch, but with you, I can never get enough. Don’t worry, I’m reserving my morning for you, lover. We will have a jolly good time.

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Last Night’s ‘Anything-Night’ Supper:

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Atop a bed of spinach lay leftover lentil pasta sauce, kale chips with organic ketchup, and sweet tater rounds. I’ve got some major drizzle action going on in this post!

Sometimes, before I go to bed, I like to go down to the basement and hangout with my brother in his neon green room. and what do I do?

…without further ado, IΒ presentΒ to you, a one of a kind Sam jam.

You know you like it.

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8 Responses to “The PB & Sam Jam”

  1. Meggilizz Says:

    AWESOME DANCING!!!!! It’s like your own little dance-partaaaay-basement!!! Btw–how old is your brother?? I don’t think my brother did anything that fun with me!!

    Oh and I had to break it off with PB. It was just a very unhealthy relationship.

  2. Eleanor Says:

    You…
    ARE A GENIUS!

    This had so many sexual references in it – I was laughing til the contents of my nose threatened to splatter across my keyboard (not nice, I know).

    THANK YOU SO MUCH.
    I plan on dancing like that at my ball tonight. You inspired me to get my groove on.

    Keep it sexy and… Smooth. And peanutty.

    Eleanor. xo

  3. Jenny Says:

    oh so you’re the other woman who’s been getting down with my PB?! πŸ˜‰

  4. Emily Says:

    ahhaah that video is hilarious πŸ™‚
    and I love your little ode to PB!

  5. Kathy marinara Says:

    Girly girly girly!
    Just LOVE this. Brightened my day, and today was a dark one. Milo ran away 😦 but be positive!

    Lovin the sexytime talk to your pb, it’s like how I talk to my trader joe’s nonfat froyo (or pizza back in the “before”). So many fun things to do with a smear πŸ˜‰
    And gurrrrrl! Do a foodie got moves!!!! We should have a veggie dance off!! I’ve got some great techno from this vegan artist (kinda underground-he works at my WF). But I love this song! What is it? & where’d you get it!

    Once again, gotta say it. Don’t stop b-logging.
    (kindof a don’t stop believin thing? Or no.)
    always brightening my day

    Trees&veggies<333

  6. shell625 Says:

    omg i love your dancing at teh end!!!! hahahah you are tooo cute
    & your eats are delicious. thank you so much for your uplifting comments on my blog by the way πŸ™‚

    xoxo
    shelley
    http://findinghappinessandhealth.wordpress.com

  7. crazylittlethingneela Says:

    haha you’re amazing!
    love the video!
    and YES for PB, loved the little love letter there πŸ˜‰
    xoxo


  8. hahaha this is fantastic! New to the blog and so happy I stopped by when I did!


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